What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 01:42

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]
“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]
“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]
How can I decorate my house creatively?
“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”
I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:
“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”
Any straight men had a gay experience in the past? What was it and how did you feel?
“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”
“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]
“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”
How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?
Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3
“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”
-mwahh
What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?
“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”